Patient: I'm having abdominal pain
Me: Are you having any nausea/vomiting/jaundice/fever/change in BMs/full ROS
Patient: Nope none of those
Me: *goes and tells attending that the patient has abdo pain w/ pan-negative ROS
*Attending and I go to see patient*
Attending: So what's going on?
Patient: So actually I've been vomiting constantly, having bloody diarrhea, fever of 108 and I just got back from a tropical country and no, I didn't have any shots.
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