Honey, you've been menstruating for 6 years and you're sexually active. And now you're here with abdominal pain, so I need you to pee.
You're having burning with urination and so... I need you to pee.
I am not asking for a finger. I don't care if you don't feel like you need to go. You make about a milliliter of urine a minute. I don't care if you went in the waiting room. It was 30 minutes ago and you've made more urine since. Here's a cup of water. I am not asking you for a piece of your body. I am not asking you to poop in a cup.
I just need you to pee in this cup. That's all. Please. And then I can get you out of here.
Honey, I just...need...you...to...pee.
-PGY-20