Cranberry juice is better than Shasta. It’s just the truth. I don’t care what the haters say.
If you don’t finish your patient’s note before seeing the next one you’re probably going to be in clinic a lot longer than you’d otherwise need to be
There is a small circle of hell for people who consult specialists, elect to not follow their recommendations, then dump the patient on the specialist service when the pathology progresses
And finally- shears are 10 times better than nail clippers for cutting fingernails. No I don’t use the same shears on patients, but goddamn do they work well at home